ereculate

The act of accidentally ejaculating when trying to obtain only an erection

I was fooling around with my girlfriend and ereculated

by Cheen Kween October 7, 2008

eMACulate chorus

When in a Mac lab and everyone's computer freezes up, making everyone reboot. Upon rebooting the startup sound is played, making it sound as if a Choir is in the room.

The Network is acting up again! i guess i'll have to reboot
emaculate chorus

by Jaywalks February 24, 2010

exosculate

To kiss; especially, to kiss repeatedly or fondly (exosculatus, p. p. of exosculari to kiss)

Carmen and Ryan, sitting in a tree, exosculating. Carmen loves to exosculate with Ryan

by Cah Tess December 26, 2009

premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman. These symptoms take the form of failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated event, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.

Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.

by Hill Wanderer December 9, 2008

emmaculate

She's the most beautiful, intelligent and interesting woman you will ever come across. And always gives honest opinions...

Her thoughts have emmaculate

by MMB November 23, 2021

emasculated

One who's life partner of the fairer sex earns a significantly greater level of income.

Gossiper 1: "JK Criffo is emasculated."
Gossiper 2: "*laughs* YEAH, he gets rogered by his wife with the 12 inch black latex strap-on!"

by poja August 2, 2004

emasculate

A verb that describes what happens to the game of football when the "Tuck Rule," a.k.a. the "Tom Brady Rule," is applied to a play that is clearly a fumble.

Don't emasculate the game by giving in to the whiny complaints employed by fans of that pussy Tom Brady!

by tegthethird January 3, 2010