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eMachines

A budget computer for the average home user that was made from 1998-2013. Many elitist PC gamers hate on eMachines PC's because they are "crappy" and not meant for gaming even though it's a BUDGET COMPUTER.
PC Gamer: LOL! Your emachines sucks! It's built with cheap parts!

eMachines user: It's from the year 2005 and it's still running, how are the parts "cheap"? Your shitty custom built desktop died 2 years ago.

PC Gamer: ...
by jdaniel125 October 6, 2016
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emachines

computers that have specs that look good to an unprofessional. prices are low because manufacturers put in slow hard drives, cheap motherboards, crappy fans and cases with poor airflow which will eventually kill your processor.
my emachines was lookin good for the first year, now i have to completely replace the heatsink and fan on the processor, replace the hard drive and power supply.
by Dan February 16, 2005
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eMachines

Cheap and shitty computers that the
salesman always points to when helping newbs.
Fuck... My mom got a emachines...
by XIII November 7, 2004
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Emachines

Cheap as bread computer manufacturer, they do still in 2008 making these computer out of hardware from years ago for saving alot, exemple of this is, they still use pentium 4 because emachines hits the market of computer unknowledged people. Most of the hardware come from Taiwan or poor countrys so they save millions for that. I hate also when people say vista go faster than XP.

-Synonym of Cheapest
-Antonym of Gaming PC
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-Me : Hey dude, you are buying a new PC?

-else : yea, im getting an Emachines

-Me : Mhh .. you should let me build your, it will be way more powerful .. like so MUCH

-else : What? build a computer? are you crazy maniac? there is conpanys that build computer, and you are not dell or hp so you can't build this!

-Me : Yes you can, and no vista will not make your computer go faster

-Else : Shut up, you don't know anything about computer!
by AthlonZ64 December 22, 2008
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emassive

rather large
lengthy or big
often bigger than massive and enourmous,
a combination of the two words expressing a great amount, volume, or area of something.

often used in shock.
ali: dood paz, he was effing emassive, i was in shock
paz: he was that emassive?
ali: when he pulled out i started!
by Ali Lansing July 22, 2006
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Emachine rage

What tech support do when asked to fix an Emachine.
Billy totally Emachine raged yesterday and knocked himself unconscious.
by Templestalker August 3, 2011
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empshire

The township (basement suite located in Coquitlam) in which Ryan and Murray reside.

syn: castle greyskull
guy1: *knock knock knock*
guy2: "how dost time serve thee?"
guy1: "what the blazes??, are you gonna let me in?"
guy2: "if thou wishes to enter the Empshire, thou must prove worthy and pay five shillings!"
by Ryno December 3, 2004
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