No Elton is another way for saying "No homo." This is usually only used around people who actually know who Elton John is. For those of you who don't, he's a gay pianist and singer. Hence why "Elton" is in the place of "homo."
Guy 1: If I were a girl, would you date me?
Guy 2: Definitely man.
Guy 1: *Looks at guy 2 weirdly*
Guy 2: No Elton man...
Guy 1: Oh
Guy 2: Definitely man.
Guy 1: *Looks at guy 2 weirdly*
Guy 2: No Elton man...
Guy 1: Oh
by Mikey Penguin June 7, 2010
Get the No Eltonmug. Eltonic is a word used to describe anything that is SO cool or amazing, that no other word can describe it. It is believed to have been first used by an all girls' school in England.
by The Mighty Pozza October 19, 2010
Get the Eltonicmug. by Rebbew June 29, 2022
Get the Eltonmug. by Bad Ass Man October 28, 2005
Get the eltonmug. A saying synonymous with no homo used by homophobes & closed minded teens. Seriously, is there a need to declare how hetero you are? Do gay people say "no hetero" or "no Obama" or whoever the fuck is hetero, just because closed minded people assume they're str8? No. So grow up kiddies :)
Shawn: Bro im lyk sooo str8! No Elton k? No Elton!
Jake: Dude why are you making a big deal as if it matters if you're gay or bi or not? Get over your homophobia.
Jake: Dude why are you making a big deal as if it matters if you're gay or bi or not? Get over your homophobia.
by Mrs. Intelligent July 24, 2010
Get the No Eltonmug. by Ill mon May 6, 2007
Get the Eltonmug. Elton: Fuck you, Barry Bonds sucked my dick.
Someone: Haha, way to miss opening day you fuckhead.
Elton: Mmmm, yes.
Elton: THIS IS YOUR SONG. (in bad tone)
Someone: Haha, way to miss opening day you fuckhead.
Elton: Mmmm, yes.
Elton: THIS IS YOUR SONG. (in bad tone)
by Kazan April 1, 2005
Get the eltonmug.