Electric Guitar

An Instrument that produces a current of power, and sounds like lightning

Man 1: Wow what's that sound?
Man 2: Dude, that's a fucking electric guitar.

by Mineralogie March 18, 2017

Don't Wiz on the electric fence!

An extremely fun and educational board game played by Stimpy and Ren's cousin, Sven.

Ren: I'm gonna Wiz on ya, then hit ya, and punch ya..
Stimpy Sven: noooo!!
Ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(Ren unzips his fly and proceeds to wiz on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't wiz on the electric fence!*

by The Official Wisdom November 20, 2021

electric boogaloo

Electric Boogaloo can be appended to the name of a movie to indicate a sequel. This construction is somewhat dismissive of the original work and/or the idea of making a follow-up movie. The sequel may be real, planned, or imagined.

When are they going to make Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo?

I'm just gonna wait for it to come out on TV before I see The Fantastic Four 2: Electric Boogaloo.

by jrpz May 26, 2008

Electric Train

1) A toy or model train that is powered by electricity. The most common examples are Lionel type trains and the H.O. trains sold in hobby shops

2) Any real train that is powered by electricity. Power may come from overhead wires, known as a 'catenary system', or through a power "third rail" that runs alongside the regular tracks.

1) Joe went to the hobby shop and bought a set of electric train for the kids.

Lionel makes great electric trains.

2) Electric trains run on the Montclair Line on New Jersey Transit.

The GG1 Locomotive is an example of a powerful electric train

by Tom from the Shore December 12, 2007

Electrician

Rumoured to be imortal, beings trained in the art of harnessing and controlling mystical power, seen only from the heavens by mans eyes. They are rumoured to secretively run the world.

Do not attempt combat with such individuals... such would be severe folly and would lead to certain death of anyone who tried.

Other Attributes:

Powers of perssuasion.(noted ability to cause confusion on mortals in order to accumulate wealth).

Locations most likely to be found: In their modern day stallions, vans at drive-thru food chains asleep during warm hours of the day... do not approach van for advice on ANYTHING during this period... it could be fatal .

The Electrician made everyone happy in Maddison Square Garden buy using his mystical energy to show amazing festive illuminations at Christmas. The energy was so powerful it lasted 4 weeks straight !!!

by One who knoweth the way May 23, 2012

electric jew

electric Jew

Slang name for a television set or television in general. The term refers to Jewish dominance of media corporations and therefore the movies, TV series, and advertising that is shown on TV.

Oh, I don't watch television anymore. Or as I call it the 'electric Jew'. There are only 280,000 Jews in the UK but most of them seem to have a job in the BBC. They recently sent a reporter to Greece to cover the Golden Dawn nationalist party...and he was a Jewish guy whose grandparents had fled the Nazis and escaped to England. Wouldn't that make his reporting biased? I mean, the UK Labor party elected a Marxist as their leader...but the BBC didn't send a descendent of the Romanov family as their correspondent to the party conference did they?

by june forysyth March 15, 2014

Electric monk

An Electric Monk is a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers wash tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watch tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believe things for you, thus saving you what is becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expect you to believe.

"Excuse me sir, would you like to hear about the blessings of our lord and savio--"
"Tell it to the electric monk."

by Kakapo March 27, 2009