elsewhile

term only used while inebriated referring to another time and place.

My brain is elsewhile.

by FxD August 15, 2004

edophile

An extremely obsessive/crazed fangirl of Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist. 'Edo' is the Japanese pronounciation of 'Ed', therefore creating a clever pun on the word 'pedophile'. Symptoms of an Edophile include but are not limited to:

-Talking about Ed constantly
-Lack of sleep due to internet Ed picture splurges
-Having more than one Ed avatar or icon in use
-Incessant babble claiming of wanting to 'have his children'...
-Posts on fullmetal-alchemist.com
-Posts/takes Fullmetal Alchemist quizzes constantly
-Annoys friends and/or innocent passerbys/civlians by talking about Ed

To distract an Edophile, proceed to throw any Fullmetal Alchemist related figure/object a long distance. They will chase after it and never be seen again. Until they want more stuff.

Look at my daughter, shes looking at more Ed pictures. Shes such an edophile

by The_Fullmetal_Pipsqueak April 13, 2006

oldephile

One who has sexual relationships with the older generation. Typically more than 15 years older to be precise.

The very much opposite of paedophile.

Oh my god, she's such an oldephile. Going about sleeping with older guys like that.

by Impshum May 5, 2009

ediphile

One who enjoys and promotes the edification (enlightenment) of others.

In no way related (except that it sounds like it) to pediphile.

An ediphile came into my office and enlightened me as to the USB HID -> PS/2 character conversion.

It's fun to scream across the office that someone is an ediphile, because he just showed you how something works.

by rapost December 27, 2008

ElderPhile

A girl or boy who is attracted to nothing but older people in their thirties and above

jane: I can't get enough of jeffrey

Ben: isn't he fifty?
Jane: yea and?
Ben: Man you are such an elderphile, all your boyfriends are always over thirty

by willowjames April 14, 2011

Elderphile

A person younger than 35 that is sexually attracted to people older than 54.

She is only 25 and her boyfriend is 55, she is an elderphile

by Shack G March 7, 2026

Elderphile

An adult who has an attraction to elderly adults with dementia.

Becca is an Elderphile. She has a love of marrying elderly men with dementia.

by Lupapadmae June 11, 2025