Elastigirl

The true thicc mommi

Me: I’m actually gay for elastigirl tbh
Stranger: *about to rape me in an alleyway*
Me: oh hell no, these titties reserved for Elastigirl my g

by sodium-chloride June 27, 2018

Elastisack

When the skin of a scrotum can be stretched to an extensive length, and most commonly used to wipe ones butthole.

Mara: Whats that hanging out of your gym shorts?
Will: Oh! thats my Elastisack, suck on it and make me a sandwich.

by PhoenixHasBigDick May 12, 2011

Elasticdroid

A male gamer that has an anime type laugh and streams on Twitch. This man makes many people smile and he can be very sus, but he is well loved. He usually yells, “AYO?!?!!” in his streams.

Friend: Yo do you watch peiple play fames or do you play games?
Me: I watch people play games, like Elasticdroid, and I sometimes play games.

by GirlSmitty December 27, 2021

elastic balls

When a man puts an elastic band around his ball bag to keep his penis erect by cutting the flow of blood to his penis

Have you ever tried elastic balls? It keeps ur penis hard so you can wank all night

by mitch00uk April 10, 2015

Elastics

Little rubber bands that you find everywhere and never wear. (commonly worn with braces treatment. )You’re pretty much annoyed at the fact you need to take them off every single time you eat. Not only that but they add on that extra pain after tightening.. just as you though braces alone weren’t enough torture.

Mike: I got elastics today!

Delilah: Yeah... gl with that

by Mysteryc May 11, 2021

Elastic trick

When one hides a potentially embarassing erection by pointing it in the upward direction and discreetly tucking it inbetween his stomach and the elastic waistband of his underwear. This technique is mostly used during social events when the erectionee is caught off gaurd and forced to stand up in front of a large group of people in a well-lit area where a hard on is nearly impossible to hide.

While watching a porn in the other room my mother came home and I quickly did the elastic trick and proceeded upstairs like nothing happened

by CrazyeyesKilla January 29, 2009

ElasticDroid

A 21 year old man with bad eyes and a fan with the obsessive urge for him to play Skyrim

ElasticDroid should play Skyrim

by skyrimguyinchat December 22, 2021