exasterbate

Used in place of exacerbate for comedic purposes.

Dude, everthing went wrong, we totally exasterbated all night long.

by perduettrouve January 17, 2009

easterbate

To masturbate on easter

My family went to church this morning so I was able to easterbate with out interruptions

by olderpervefrog October 14, 2015

exasterbating

to exercise and masturbate simultaneously

hey! bob quit the gym and is exasterbating at home

by han cholo December 24, 2007

easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye

hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today

by stackattack May 12, 2011

Easterbation

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession

Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation

by Xenesthad July 27, 2008

exasterbated

To be exhausted from a various number of things which may include but are not limited to heavy lifting, eating, sleeping, dropping a duce, or most importantly masturbation.

"Man I'm so exasterbated from stroking the shaft, I'm gonna go take a shit."

by Yorgi April 22, 2006

exasterbating

to jack-off and exercise at the same time

exasterbating is more effective than regular exercise itself

by arnoldo sanchez December 25, 2007