EJ

A big hunk of man meat. Any girl wudnt mind gargling him marbles. and no female cud pass up waxin his crank shaft. Was born with a huge penis that cud satisfy a whale. Adorable, cute and sexy. there he is in three words.

normal convo at a party: "Hey whered all the girls go?" "The must be with EJ the handsome stud"

typical praise:"oh i love EJ, with his perfectly toned body, his chiseled six pack and those ripping muscles are so BIG!!

by Representative of the female population January 13, 2005

EJ

truly sexylicious, absolutely adorable, and utterly gorgeous!

ej is mr hot!!!!

by me! September 11, 2003

Ejed

The act of getting ejected and/or getting dominated by something or someone.

Dude you just got ejed!. Why would you even.

by PudgeHooks January 5, 2009

EJ

the sweetest guy you will ever meet, he is caring and very funny. He is so handsome and always knows how to make me smile. He also has a massive dick

"Have you met EJ? He is my soulmate."

by lily294 December 15, 2021

ej

gorgeous hott sexy mofo hehehe lol
sweet perverted lil taco

look at the ej across dastreet YUMMY

by blah iz May 21, 2004

ej

If you ever meet someone in the world you are the luckiest person to exist people named ej are the best people ever and make the best bestie ever they are also very loyal and will never leave you for anyone <3

people named ej are the best bestie to ever exist and that's a fact!!

by mxmtoon </3 December 11, 2021

EJing

To unplug from the Web to allow yourself some creative space. An abbreviation of the term "Elton Johning".

Once a week I make a point of EJing, turning off my computer for a day to get some creative work done.

by Andrew Stone January 2, 2009