A big hunk of man meat. Any girl wudnt mind gargling him marbles. and no female cud pass up waxin his crank shaft. Was born with a huge penis that cud satisfy a whale. Adorable, cute and sexy. there he is in three words.
normal convo at a party: "Hey whered all the girls go?" "The must be with EJ the handsome stud"
typical praise:"oh i love EJ, with his perfectly toned body, his chiseled six pack and those ripping muscles are so BIG!!
typical praise:"oh i love EJ, with his perfectly toned body, his chiseled six pack and those ripping muscles are so BIG!!
by Representative of the female population January 13, 2005
by me! September 11, 2003
the sweetest guy you will ever meet, he is caring and very funny. He is so handsome and always knows how to make me smile. He also has a massive dick
by lily294 December 16, 2021
by PudgeHooks November 06, 2007
by blah iz May 22, 2004
If you ever meet someone in the world you are the luckiest person to exist people named ej are the best people ever and make the best bestie ever they are also very loyal and will never leave you for anyone <3
To unplug from the Web to allow yourself some creative space. An abbreviation of the term "Elton Johning".
Once a week I make a point of EJing, turning off my computer for a day to get some creative work done.
by Andrew Stone August 13, 2007