Eiser

To get fucked. To get fucked for a long period of time. To get screwed over. Forced to do anything against your will. Being left out. To fuck a person, place, or thing. To descirbe a situation as shitty. To attempt to kill or get someone killed.

Alternate meaning: To describe someone as a worthless fucktard, shit eating, faggot, goose stepping nazi, asshole, dickhead, dick, pussy, cunt, whore, stupid, reject, queer, anal, cum dumpster, gutter slut, jizz stain, mother fucker, afghan, chai boy, and child molester.

Eiser is an all encompassing term for any and all future curse words.

Man, the boss really eisered me today! I have to work through the weekend!

Sarah got eisered hard at that frat party.

Mitchell is such an eiser when he wakes up.

This is all eisered up!

Wow shes such a fucking eiser.

All those soldiers got eisered by thier commanders decsion.

by Mustang6 October 23, 2012

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Jimmy Essery

That kid that pretends to be autistic in your year but he just uses it to cover-up the fact that's he's actually a podophile and will message every kid 3 years younger than him that he can get his dirty hands in.

Dont go acting like Jimmy Essery

by CheeseyModder July 11, 2021

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Noah Esser

A very good looking cool dude

Hey, that dude is a Noah Esser

by Snapple2DaPeach November 2, 2021

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The Esser

when the girl surgically removed your balls and sews them to her forehead

I gave the kid the esser

by Ultimate Clappage January 23, 2015

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Ersser

A pubic wig created mostly from shaved cat hair. Ironically, it is rarely used by women, instead preferred by the more hairy-shafted man to complement the rest of his wang-foliage.

Dude, that guy's ersser was off the richter.

by Campsie Fells April 10, 2008

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