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emongus

I believe there is an emo among us
- emongus
by he didnt do ittt!!! April 28, 2022
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Word Elongation

The act of adding extra letters to words, typically to the end of the word. This is typically done by females to sound more bubbly, friendly, and cute. Typically only with close female friends or as a way to sound flirty with guys that we have a crush on.
Guy: “Hey, do you want to grab dinner later?”
Girl: “Yassssss ;)”

Word elongation
by LauraKDforeva July 26, 2020
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elongated butt crack

a medical condition that makes it almost impossible to find pants that cover your butt crack. no matter how hard you try to hide it, that crack just always sticks out.
Look at that girl crack! she must have that weird medical condition known as the elongated butt crack! poor girl.
by rachaelwiegand June 23, 2009
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eHog

When you share an internet connection with another person who uses most of the bandwidth.
I couldn't surf the web because my roommate was being an eHog by leaving his computer on continuosly downloading and uploading porn.
by Divo Ly March 16, 2009
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eDong

user1: show me your boobs!
eDong: *tip 10,000 tokens*
user1: dangggggggggggg
eDong: *tip 10,001 tokens*
user1: OMG OMG OMGGGGGG
eDong: *tip 10,002 tokens*
user1: show now!
model: *banned user1*
eDong: *tip 11,111 tokens*
by softbananapie May 18, 2011
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elongated, fat penis

A foot long hotdog, or large juicy sausage. Not used in polite company.
Ben: So I had an elongated, fat penis for lunch. Smothered in hot mustard.

Tanya: Gross!

Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have?

Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that!

Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me!

Tanya: I thought we were playing a game...

Ben: Is that what love is to you, A GAME!!??

Tanya: I didn't mean---

Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about your old flame Steve again?

Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve's elongated, fat penis, huh?

Ben: He didn't even like sausages.

Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!

Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him. Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay.

Tanya: He wasn't---

Ben: Hey wait, you're talking about sex, I was talking about food! An elongated fat, penis is a hot dog!

Tanya: WHAT??

Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women!

Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with homosexual references, so I'd one up you!

Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated fat penis was!

Tanya: I'm sorry darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about Steve.

Ben: I'm sorry too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like my old flame Cassandra.

Tanya: No need to bring her into this, honey.

Ben: Sorry sweetie. Hey, how about we go listen to some of those Indigo Girls albums you like, and we share an elongated, fat penis together!

Tanya: Yeah baby!

*couple walks off hand in hand*
by Boontonto December 28, 2005
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Elongate

A scandal involving Elon Musk
"Have you heard about the Elongate?"
"No, what's it about?"
by xX_children_eater_69_Xx April 2, 2021
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