Get the Egotistical mug.1) The act of presenting yourself as the greatest at anything, even if you've never tried it.
2) Someone who presents themself as the greatest ever to live.
2) Someone who presents themself as the greatest ever to live.
by Spontaneous!!! November 24, 2010
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1) one who has become so ultimately consumed by their ego, that their entire view of the world and everyone in it is twisted. They usually perceive themselves as 'God's Gift to Women (mayhaps Men ...)' or are just plain sick as well as cocky.
2) A person whose ego exceeds both his intelligence and his capacity to see beyond his own personal interests.
3) A self-absorbed waste of oxygen who expects us to grovel at their feet like the unwashed masses they see us as
4) Someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)
5) being egoist, is loving, respecting and admiring yourself more than any other being in the World. when you simply think, you're the best.
in better words: your egoist when you start feeling sorry for someone because you don't love him/her:)
2) A person whose ego exceeds both his intelligence and his capacity to see beyond his own personal interests.
3) A self-absorbed waste of oxygen who expects us to grovel at their feet like the unwashed masses they see us as
4) Someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)
5) being egoist, is loving, respecting and admiring yourself more than any other being in the World. when you simply think, you're the best.
in better words: your egoist when you start feeling sorry for someone because you don't love him/her:)
by Jen Shultz August 6, 2007
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Someone Else: Shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.
Troll: I'm married to myself, because I'm that awesome.
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Troll: I started thinking, "I wonder who in the world is better than me?"
Then I realized, I'm perfect, and always will be.
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Someone Else: Shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.
Troll: I'm married to myself, because I'm that awesome.
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Troll: I started thinking, "I wonder who in the world is better than me?"
Then I realized, I'm perfect, and always will be.
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by Anonymously Epic September 12, 2011
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Get the egotistical prick mug.Someone who is egotistical has incredibly high confidence in themselves. They often tend to be very pretentious and arrogant. They tend to be disliked by their peers.
Thomas: I was one of three trumpets accepted into Northwestern's School of Music
Derek: With credentials like that, what fantastic job do you have?
Thomas: I was the director of a very fine group back in Wassau, Wisconsin and forever changed the direction their program. After that, I directed THE Eagan High School Wind Ensemble, and THE Eden Prarie Community Band. Both of which are better than most, if not all college bands.
Jeff: Wow! How do those ensembles do in competition?
Thomas: I don't need a judge to tell me how good my ensembles are!
Conrad: Shut up Tom! Why must you be so egotistical?
Derek: With credentials like that, what fantastic job do you have?
Thomas: I was the director of a very fine group back in Wassau, Wisconsin and forever changed the direction their program. After that, I directed THE Eagan High School Wind Ensemble, and THE Eden Prarie Community Band. Both of which are better than most, if not all college bands.
Jeff: Wow! How do those ensembles do in competition?
Thomas: I don't need a judge to tell me how good my ensembles are!
Conrad: Shut up Tom! Why must you be so egotistical?
by trombone69 October 30, 2011
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2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm
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Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.
by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008
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