eggstentions

When you go to IHOP to get your hair done.

"What kind of hair do you get at IHOP?" "Eggstentions"

by Timothy baker August 13, 2017

Eggciting

something that is so unbelievable exciting that one can barely tolerate it and comes close to exploding.

The unexpected gift from Vladmir was so eggciting that I had to lay down before I combusted

by mooganwaffle16 November 4, 2010

Eggsicle

Eggsicle, the result of shoving a popsicle stick into an egg and then consuming it by licking it for eternity.

Man! This eggsicle is really good!

by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 22, 2020

Eggcited

Those who have eggs (ova) can be "Eggcited". However, if you don't have eggs, you can't be "eggcited". This term can be used by females at all times. Can be potentially used by males if they use the word "huevos" (which in Spanish means "eggs") to refer to their testes. Men who speak Spanish therefore can also be "eggcited".

Nathalia is very eggcited about her Spanish omelette!

Although Greg is very exciting, he unfortunately lacks "eggcitement".

by NatD February 10, 2007

eggstistentialist

A foolish person, usually small in the genitalia area.

Marc claimed to be an eggstistentialist, however, his co-workers knew he had a penis resembling that of a shriveled bratwurst.

by Marc Armbuster. April 28, 2003

Eggwit

When playing pool, the ball goes in to the pocket and comes out again by some strange inomoly.

Yes! I fucking done ya!

No mate, if you looked CLEARLY you would see you got an Eggwit there.

by Usalathe fring mutton September 20, 2011

Eggitarian

A term used to identify someone who has become so confused by their own belief in the trinity that they say "the trinity is like an egg" over and over. When pressed by outsiders for a deeper explanation, often the eggitarian will begin to run in circles pretending to be a dog chasing its tail. This heresy has historical roots in the state of Arkansas and has recently spread into southern Missouri.

He is an Eggitarian

by truth&facts September 15, 2016