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Eggs Benedicted

The state in which one becomes addicted to the popular breakfast dish Eggs Benedict.
She was so eggs benedicted that she could be found scoffing Hollandaise covered eggs into her mouth at the cafe nearly every day.

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Eggs benedict by Eggs benedict. January 25, 2021

Eggs Benedict Arnold 

Traditional eggs benedict with the substitution of real bacon in place of the Canadian ham. Arnold is the pig from Green Acres.
Since I have an aversion to Canadian ham, I'll have the Eggs Benedict Arnold.
Eggs Benedict Arnold by BaJinxy December 27, 2011

eggs benedict 

When one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication - and then when said timer goes off, screams "eggs benedict", grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.
Jailer to his new cellmate: "What are you in here for?"

New cellmate: "3 to 5 for eggs benediction."
eggs benedict by TRose January 11, 2005

eggs benedict 

when one eats an extremely greasy meal to find out 30 minutes later they have the extreme shits
Brad went down to Chesters Fried Chicken to get some dank ass chicken but awhile later he ended up with eggs benedict instead.
eggs benedict by dcarlson83 April 3, 2009

Eggs Benedict 

A serving, or portion of eggs which the pope has allowed a priest to fornicate, or ejaculate onto.
Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.

Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.

Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.