eggplanted

When your roommate sends you an eggplant emoji that means your roommate is having sex in your room.

Person 1: Dude my roommate eggplanted me.
Person 2: Man, that sucks. Wanna chill in my room while they engage in sexual activities?

by greenis October 9, 2015

Eggplanted

When someone is mad and writes something on Discord and you want to annoy them, you add a eggplant to there message

You guys stop eggplanting me gosh ! But we like it when you get eggplanted !

by Heyalecandisaacaremyhusbieess October 30, 2018

eggplanter

Slang. One who plants eggplants. Also, eggplant planter. Often used as a shorthand to save writing the PLANT in planter. It is frowned upon to use eggplanter in a sentence; people may think you are dumb.

The eggplanter put bacon in the InSinkErator then went to plant his crop of eggplants.

Alan wants to become an eggplanter, but he must go to college for agriculture first.

by NWfan February 27, 2011

Eggplant

Eggplant occurs when a guy wears really skin tight clothing or underwear and you can see the outline of his penis.

Ryan's eggplant is huge in that picture.
I saw his eggplant yesterday through his tight trousers.

by mastermindgame January 11, 2015

eggplant

the term that italians use to address african-american

hey don't you be-friends with eggplants ya hear me?! next thing you know, they gonna stole your stereo or some shit!

by Ronny December 8, 2003

Eggplant

You probably searched up eggplant looking for funny things about penises, but too bad, an eggplant is a vegetable and that's all it is

'Ha ha, eggplant.'
'Shut fuck up, an eggplant is a vegtable'

by your mum 69 21 May 7, 2019

eggplant

a internet version of a dick , more importantly why in the living hell would you type this up

stupid guy:' bro can u tell me what a eggplant is'

straight A+ student: 'ask urban dictionary you f***tard:

by strange_fetish September 15, 2019