eggmelon

a type of melon grown from the vines of trees in swaziland. They taste like apple waffles with an aftertaste of marshmellow. They are very high in protein and are used in various tribal dances in africa

dude that eggmelon i had yesterday made me gain 4789 pounds of muscle

by gusthemoose September 26, 2006

ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.

Some ham and egger came into my work today.

by Max December 26, 2003

egger

A stinky ass fart that smells like rotten eggs that causes most in a close radial proximity to feel the need to vacate the premise.

Damnit... Bill just laid one of those stinky ass eggers and now my eyes are watering.

by HotPocket June 27, 2007

Eggmen

Twitter accounts (usually MRAs) with the default "egg" profile pic. These accounts are almost always used exclusively to harass feminists/social justice advocates.

"Yeah I got a few Eggmen stalking my twitter ever since I implied the wage gap exists.."

by friendlybear01 October 3, 2016

creme egger

A person who kisses like your tonge is the middle of a Creme Egg

There are too many examples of this to name!

by emily laura May 13, 2005

Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger

A special burger served with fried egg and cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

ham and egger

A prize fighter whose modest skills won't let him/her win large purses. So, their manager (who gets a percentage of purses won) will never be able to afford to eat better than ham & eggs. (No steaks!)

That ham and egger! He got KO'd in the second by some stumblebum.

by outawork November 7, 2003