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Egg drop soup 

The inevitable by-product of two or more gay dudes having sex within the confines of a hot tub. In effect, semen that is ejaculated into the water, then floats in the bubbling man stew, giving the exact appearance of egg drop soup.
Guy to his girlfriend - "Let's be sure to take kitchen strainer to the hot tub next time we go. Remember the last time we used a tub that some gay dudes banged each other in and created some egg drop soup!"
Egg drop soup by mahoganyride October 1, 2007
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Egg drop soup 

A toilet filled with urine and a large amount of toilet paper.
Phil: Hey, Tom that restroom was full of egg drop soup!

Tom: Gross!
Egg drop soup by mrannihalator September 19, 2012

stirring the egg drop soup

Female masturbation. Named for how the secretions look
A-Where's Lisa? She's been in the bathroom for about 40 minutes now. Is she constipated or something?
B-Oh, she's stirring her egg drop soup. Her BF Allen left for Spain Friday, and she just felt like...
A- Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

Egg Drop Soup 

N. When one testicle hangs lower than the other.

Usually used as a nickname once you find out the guy has un-level balls.
"I got some egg drop soup downstairs."
Egg Drop Soup by Aries415 November 4, 2008

Egg Drop Soup 

When you cum inside a girl while she pisses on your dick.
"Me and my girl had sex last night and made some egg drop soup, if you know what I mean. ;)"

"There was egg drop soup all over the place after I banged her last night."
Egg Drop Soup by Banabumfrog October 17, 2021

Egg Drop Soup 

Noun: The fluid produced when ejaculate received in the mouth during oral sex is excreted through the nose after being made to laugh.

Verb: Egg Drop Souping - the act of expelling ejaculate from the nose after having received it in your mouth from performing oral sex and being made to laugh.
He busted his nut right as I was remembering a joke from earlier, and I totally egg drop souped. Do you have any idea how much that burns?
Egg Drop Soup by karmakabuki February 12, 2013

rotten egg drop soup 

while receiving a head job, you cum in her mouth and then she keeps going and you then piss in her mouth (unexpectedly). sometimes you just can't hold it. you can also pee before you cum, (soup before appetizer variation), but it's alot less likely you'll get to finish. the real pro move, for the freaks, is like a combo of a pearl necklace and a golden shower (the king tut variation). it is willing and welcomed. there are confirmed reports of the original move, and a couple videos of the king tut version, but not the soup before app legend.
Bob was so drunk last night that he gave me a rotten egg drop soup while i was going down on him! What a douche, although I kinda liked it...