egg mcmuffin 

Code word for sex between two consenting adults who don't want people to know wassup. Coined by miker and lailer.

There's nothing like egg mcmuffins .... after breakfast...

egg mcmuffin by nebachadmw January 15, 2009

Egg Mcmuffin 

A term used to describe a girl during that special time of the month, when the partner performs oral ingesting the egg that is ejected through her natural process.

Dude... I ate that girls Egg Mcmuffin last night, it sucked!

Egg Mcmuffin by Alex P. TheKiller March 22, 2009

Egg McMuffin 

verb. When one has just enough time for the most basic of frivolities.

I was running so late this morning that I didn't even have time to egg mcmuffin.

Egg McMuffin by Winniewinwinwin February 24, 2017

Egg Mcmuffin 

An exageration of the term 'egg', meaning that a thing is bad.

Eggsample; Bro, thats so egg. No actually, thats Egg Mcmuffin

Egg Mcmuffin by Resnoff March 14, 2021

Egg McMuffin 

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

Egg McMuffin by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! 

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! is the famous battle cry of the urban Niggemon, those digital twits.

Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009

Sausage and Egg McMuffin 

When having doggy style sex with a woman and you decide to have breakfast also. You then crack and egg in her cooch and add your sausage to complete the breakfast delight.

Tyler, while fucking Drew's mom, began to get a rumbling in his stomach. He then proceeded to make a sausage and egg mcmuffin in her snatch, she already had the extra cheese.

Sausage and Egg McMuffin by NMSTOUTE February 5, 2009