edward scissorhanded

When your Latino lover refues to trim his fingernails, and uses his sharp claws to finger his woman.
I started bleeding after Jose edward scissorhanded me in the back of the gardening truck.
by Eva Underwood August 07, 2006
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edward scissorhands

A man with scissors for hands who is always miserable due to his inability to masturbate without castrating himself.
by shatteredv3 January 05, 2005
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