edward scissorhanded

When your Latino lover refues to trim his fingernails, and uses his sharp claws to finger his woman.

I started bleeding after Jose edward scissorhanded me in the back of the gardening truck.

by Eva Underwood August 10, 2006

edward scissorhands

A man with scissors for hands who is always miserable due to his inability to masturbate without castrating himself.

Edward Scissorhands needs a handjob very badly.

by shatteredv3 January 4, 2005