edumkulate

The act of male ejaculation while otherwise preoccupied by shitting.

Ben's about to edumkulate on the couch!! Woah! It's light brown!!

by Peter Michael December 3, 2006

Esapulate

verb; The discharge of emotional sendimental yummy goodness that occurs when the heart is physically stimulated via excessive penetration of the emotional barrier in the fourth chamber of the heart (same chamber that sends blood to the love sword down stairs)

James had a bad day at work, but when he came home to his naked loving wife who had made him a 3 course dinner he could not help but to esappulate all over her.

Chad brought roses home to Madison, madison could help but esapulate all over chad

(Eee-Sapp-you-late)

by Esapulate May 31, 2018

Enapulate

When you bust a nut so hard you almost immediately pass out.

"Bro I was jacking it yesterday and I busted so hard I enapulated."

by Penilechode July 26, 2018

Euphlate

to be on crack without actually being on crack, along with the sensation of swimming in the air

I feel so euphlated right now, I may have to lie down.

by rosemary wild July 23, 2019