Edmund

a hobbit-like nerd born with a supernatural set of brain neurons that he uses for online fights and useless encyclopedic facts. His lifelong addiction to porn made him aggressive and desensitized to actual women who are interested in him. But he uses this power to battle dragons and conquer lands in video games so it works for him.

Amelia: Who’s that short guy over there?

Me: Ah, that’s Edmund. Trust me, you deserve better. He lives in the meta verse and doesn’t clean his hobbithole.

by dandelioncandie July 3, 2022

Edmund

A Edmund a very rare species mixed with in humankind a true Edmund is born once every Millenia they are complete pieces of well you know who will take your food without giving any an Edmund has no future goals all they wish to do is to live off others and be a bum

Don't become an Edmund they. Are the worst

by Black+Decker July 7, 2019

edmund

an edmund is the smexiest bear on the planet.

He also has a mind blowing fringe which most would like to molest.
Edmund is an amazing friend and a very entertaining person to talk to.
The world would be bleak and dark without this boy.

jasmine:what would i do without you(;
edmund: yesyes i know. the world would be so lonely without an edmund.(Y)

by thebun October 18, 2011

edmund

the king of awesomeness. edmunds tend to own rachels and will gladly own you. beware for his temper, as he will show who's boss.

edmund doesn't like fatchicks, his temper lures in beautiful women like rachel

by gamos February 4, 2010

Edmunds

An Edmunds is a really cool person who is really cool.

''Oh yeah i met an Edmunds last night. We really hit it off.'

by Mayyeddderss March 19, 2010

Edmunding

The process of rebooting a server and emailing everyone before you do it and afterwards.

Man those guys server is running really slow that I'm gonna be edmunding it later

by mattywhi June 21, 2007

Edmund the Rizzler

Edmund the Rizzler is a person that is very cool. He has immaculate rizz. He's epic. He treats people very nicely. He is very very very very very very very very very VERY straight. He attracts beautiful girls. He's charming. He has a great smile. He has a great personality. He has great facial features. He has a great smile. He's tall. He's buff. He's smart. He's a doctor, lawyer, he can anything even yours. He takes care of himself. You're lucky if you're friends with an Edmund. Give him a chance and he will give you the whole world. You won't regret it. He's gonna rule the world.

Edmund the Rizzler I want you.

by Felixanderz August 19, 2023