1 definition by dandelioncandie
a hobbit-like nerd born with a supernatural set of brain neurons that he uses for online fights and useless encyclopedic facts. His lifelong addiction to porn made him aggressive and desensitized to actual women who are interested in him. But he uses this power to battle dragons and conquer lands in video games so it works for him.
Amelia: Who’s that short guy over there?
Me: Ah, that’s Edmund. Trust me, you deserve better. He lives in the meta verse and doesn’t clean his hobbithole.
Me: Ah, that’s Edmund. Trust me, you deserve better. He lives in the meta verse and doesn’t clean his hobbithole.
by dandelioncandie July 4, 2022