Edmonds-Woodway

When Edmonds highschool and Woodway highschool combined, it became Edmonds-Woodway. Rivals with Meadowdale, the school most commonly called 'Edway' or 'E-Dub' is known for their school spirit and amazingly good sports teams. EWHS's mascot is the warrior. Most students go to the surrounding fast-food places such as dairy queen, burger king, starbucks, and in fall 2011 dick's burgers. Edmonds-Woodway is legendary because of alumni Anna Faris, Kevin Forrest, and Michael DeRosier. Anyone living in the Seattle Suburbs has heard of this school.

Person one: Did you see the Edmonds-Woodway game?

Person two: Yeah! That school's teams are beast!

by Mfrosh April 3, 2011

Myrtle Edmonds

Classmate of Lilo's from Lilo & Stitch, who calls Lilo a "Weird-Lo", Stitch a "disconfigured dog", and literally owns her own possie. (see spoiled brat)

The girl gets two birthdays a year, for crying out loud!

by DanMat6288 May 12, 2004

West Edmonton Mall

Is the largest mall in the Western Hemisphere of the world and the fourth largest on the planet. Calgarians like to bash West Edmonton Mall just because they have nothing that comes even close to being its rival.

Is home to the world's largest parking lot (20,000 spaces) and has over 800 stores. Its many attractions include, a life sized replica of the Santa Maria (Christopher Columbus's first and largest ship), an indoor water park (second largest in the world), the world's largest indoor amusement park, a world class hotel, and much much more.

West Edmonton Mall is the main tourist attraction and life of Alberta.

Some antonyms of West Edmonton Mall include: Chinook Mall, Calgary, and Southcentre Mall.

by Mattlafrance April 29, 2008

Edmonds

As in Edmonds, WA. Second largest city in Snohomish County. Has a ferry that travels to Kingston, WA. Voted Friendliest town in the Puget Sound 10 years and running
Birthplace of:

Ken Jennings, popular Jeopardy! contestant
Hometown of:

Rick Steves, the well-known travel writer
Rosalynn Sumners, the Olympic figure skating medalist
Steven W. Bailey, actor
David Bazan, musician
Anna Faris, actress
Martell Webster, guard for the Portland Trailblazers, as of 2007
Dean Demopoulos, assistant coach of the Portland Trailblazers.19
Todd Linden, baseball player in the Cleveland Indians organization
Joe Woerman, baseball player in the Seattle Mariners organization
Home to the Waterfront Festival, Edmonds Art Festival, and the Taste of Edmonds
Population around 40,000
Snohomish Counties largest population of senior citizens who suck at driving.
The youth refer to it as Deadmonds or the place you come to die

"Where are you from?"

"Edmonds or rather D'edmonds"

by Jaimie Wilson June 19, 2008

edmonton queen

a sex act; usually involving paddles and very convincing transvestites.

"boy george gives the best edmonton queens this side of the north saskatchewan."

by mckrintly September 29, 2008

edmonton oilers

the former home of gretzky and a very good franchise; they won 5 (i believe) cups during the '80s with gretzky and messier; have been good recently, but missed the playoffs this year

The Oilers have good, rowdy fans.

by Craiggers April 14, 2004

edmonds woodway

Also know as Edmonds weedway, this high school in Edmonds is full of wanna be soundcloud rappers who pay their way to get noticed and/or claim they “grew up” with lil mosey. The hoes at Edmonds Woodway have herpes and like to get fucked in the bathrooms. You will likey run into little boys claiming they are from norfend and throwing up neighborhood.

person one: bro I fucked this snow bunny last night but now my dick burns.

person two: damn she must’ve been an edmonds woodway bitch huh.

by oof444 September 23, 2018