maria eduarda

The funniest girl in the world, she's smart and beautiful, certainly the best kind of person to have around, she cheers you up with her jokes all the times, she's so different from other people, definitely and uniquely special.

maria eduarda is also alvin, simon and theodore.

by fcbm February 3, 2020

Retardo Eduardo

Eduardo Gutierrez

Yo look, it's Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.

by YaBoiGaribaldi August 8, 2019

Edward McSweegan

A person who makes fun of other people that they perceive to be mentally ill. Ironically this behavior only displays that they themselves have a mental illness.

Gary: “Look at all those morons that think they’re sick. Those idiots are just mentally ill!

Paul: “Knock if off Gary, no one likes an Edward McSweegan!”

Gary: “You’re right, I’m sorry. Guess i’m a little crazy myself.”

Paul: “Don’t forget stupid and an asshole!”

by Paddow101 June 22, 2019

Eduarda

The most beautiful girl in the Universe.

She is beautiful as Eduarda

by Heushana November 13, 2016

Edward Elric

Super hot anime male who's been through hell and back, yet still smiles. He also sends poor innocent, non-fan-girls over the edge to fan-girl-ism, and thus has inspired a massive group of fan-girls that not only rivals, but beats hands down, that of Uchiha Sasuke. He is particularly short tempered, when it comes to his height, and will smash anyone's face in that calls him short. He is one of two main characters in Fullmetal Alchemist, a popular anime, along with his younger brother, Alphonse. Edward's outward appearance includes a shorter-than-average height, golden eyes, long blonde hair (Usually in a braid, but is also seen in a ponytail, and down), and is often wearing a red trench coat with the Flammel symbol on the back in black, along with black pants, a black top, and boots. Edward also happens to hate milk, with a passion I might add, and many argue that his refusal to drink any might be part of what caused his lack of height, relative to most males his age, that is. His iconic faces are; stubborn-face (we see that one a lot), grin-face (who doesn't know of his big, goofy grin?), and his milk-face.

'You've got a strong pair of legs, Rose; you should get up and use them.' ~ Edward Elric

'Don't call me short! I'll break down your legs and stick them on your head!' ~ Edward Elric

'We just wanted to see her smiling face again.' ~ Edward Elric

by CanIeatyou? September 30, 2013

Mark Edward Fischbach

Mark Edward Fischbach (born June 28, 1989), better known by his online pseudonym Markiplier, is an American YouTube personality. Originally from Honolulu, Hawaii, he began his career in Cincinnati, Ohio, and is currently based in Los Angeles, California.

I saw Mark Edward Fischbach at pax prime

by krosnest January 30, 2017

Edward Cullen Syndrome

N. When you find someone so attractive, they could say and do the creepiest things to you, but you won't realize it because you're blinded by their beauty.

I.E the effect that Edward Cullen from the Twilight series has on the main character, Bella.

Girl: OMG You're amazingly hot.
Guy: I watch you in your sleep, and might beat and kill you for the hell of it.
Girl: You're so handsome. I love you.
Guy: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

Guy 2: Has anyone ever told you you look like a model?
Girl 2: If I ever see you flirt with another girl again, I'll castrate you.
Guy 2: *stares at breasts*
Girl: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

by Lakehurst June 18, 2010