Ehsexuality

Being attracted only to Canadians.

Ehsexuality.
"Hey, dude, are you straight, gay or bi?"
"Neither, I'm ehsexual!"

by LupoOfEpicness October 8, 2012

ehsexual

The previously unrecognized sexual orientation whereby the person is attracted solely to Canadians.

Guy at club: What do you think of that American girl at the bar?
Friend: Not interested man, I'm ehsexual after my last encounter up North.

by jozi07 October 7, 2010

Edusexual

A pedantic over educated individual that makes conversation into sex. Usually of a higher education background and often using long overly convoluted explanations for things people already know in order to gaslight them into thinking theyre more informed on a subject or wrong about small details.

Ben Shapiro is an edusexual.

by ardjunna April 10, 2023

Eddsexual

1. Two words: Edd Gould. The coolest dead person ever!
2. Someone who is attracted to Edd Gould
(it's like tordsexual but for Edd fan girls)
(You're welcome, darlings!)

I am eddsexual.

by TheMadelkat.com April 8, 2017

Ensexual

Ensexual is the sexuality for liking all genders under the non-binary umbrella (genderfluid, demiboy/demigirl, agender, etc.) it is called ensexual because non-binary people are often called “enbies”.

“Hey Sophie, what’s your sexuality?”
“I’m Ensexual, and at the moment I’m dating a genderfluid person.”
“That’s so cool!”

by _that.furry September 12, 2020

Esexual

Having sex with a nine year old
Raping at nine years old
Having sex with your family members
Raping a nine years old

Having an attraction to raping nine years old your family and having sex with nine years old Esexual

by David right March 31, 2021

Essexual

Essential + Sexual = a choice mate

Angie was not nearly as essexual as Jane is, he chose Angie for her father's money.

by Mihinomenest June 20, 2022