eat my shorts

to be said to someone who is being an idiot.

leave them by saying 'eat my shorts.'

idiot: 'your such a whore'
you: 'EAT MY SHORTS BITCH'

by ashmoree July 8, 2009

Eat My Shorts

The short film series of the Just For Laughs Film Festival in Montreal, screening comedy short films since 1997.

Dude, did you catch Eat My Shorts last year? I almost peed myself it was so funny!

by 514funny October 14, 2008

Eat My Shorts

Bart simpson's PG way of saying "Eat My Ass"

"eat my shorts!"

by AugustTheHornyInventor July 24, 2022

Eat My Shorts

Bart is pissed off and did a sick dis on ya.

He goes now.
Skate Bored.

Bro: Haha, Bart you stinky poo.
Bart: Eat My Shorts!
Bro: OH SHIT! *dies*

by Didaloo September 10, 2020

Eat My Shorts

A sexual term for muff diving

Hunny I want you to eat my shorts

by laurs May 13, 2005

Eat my shorts

Eat my shorts

Bart: Eat my Shorts

by go ahead mr joestae November 17, 2020

Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”

Person 1-“wanna fuck”
Person2-“I don’t know”
Person 1-“eat my shorts”

by Kagsldvkabdjd December 18, 2017