Earring

Disturbing, unnecessary, often flashy and distractive pieces which some people confuse for decoration on their faces. Sometimes hang from the side of a face further contributing to the disturbing distraction.

What are those dangling and flashing in this pitch dark? Oh, those are just these hoop earrings.

by Tasmanian Devil Taz October 27, 2020

Gentlemans Earring

When one of a gentlemans testiclay hangs lower than the other.

After sex he sood up and I saw his gentlemans earring

by THE PAMSTER May 20, 2007

bamboo earrings

Really big, thick and round earrings...shaped like bamboo. Best known for being worn in the 80s. Usually gold.

Nini! Did you see Misha bamboo earrings...they are flame(meaning really nice)

by Amara-Nycole August 4, 2006

Hoop Earrings

Can make even the whitest of white girls look gangsta

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I love girls that wear hoop earrings

by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 27, 2008

titanium earrings

The most famous jewellery ever, often worn by moshers who aspire to work at nettos

Rhino: Nice earrings
Mosher: Thanks they're titanium earrings
Rhino: Thought so

by Triangle-ee January 13, 2009

Earie Canal

When two guys each take their dick and put it in each of one girls ears and then blowing their load causing the semen to meet in the middle or the stronger blast coming out the other

I heard you guys gave emily an earie canal

we sure did i think shes deaf in one ear now

by Captain butter biscuit April 6, 2010

Be-earlied

The opposite of belated. Existing or appearing BEFORE the normal or proper time.

I knew I would forget to wish him Happy Birthday, so I wished him a be-earlied happy birthday.

by andoman November 6, 2009