Hands put over a child's ears so adults can cuss. Sometimes followed with the child crawled up in a ball and yelling LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA until the parents stop yelling.
Or even an adult who covers thier ears in such manner as to act like they cannot hear the other person.
Or even an adult who covers thier ears in such manner as to act like they cannot hear the other person.
Man, Ians ears are red becuase he had his earmuffs on. I know he heard me even if he acted like he could not.
by Diane the BITCH July 09, 2005
Noun: When a big breasted woman wraps her tits around your head, covering your ears; her tits are the earmuffs.
by DaveBuck July 06, 2005
by Brilliant March 31, 2005
when a man blows it in his hand and proceeds to spread it on her ears then continues by shaving his pubes and attatching them to the semen making some kinky earmuffs.
by Shiblet February 07, 2008
When a man gets a blow job while taking a shit. Holding his hands over her ears forcing her to finish before finishing his shit.
Jeremy "taking that dump was so much easier after blowing my load in her mouth." "Had to use the earmuffs technique"
by allstar711 October 08, 2010
The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.
Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.
by sucubus April 21, 2006
When two men stand on either side of a sleeping victim and each put one of their testicles on the victim's ears.
by UnderscoremyTilde April 03, 2009