Kansas City Earmuffs

When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.

Allison went to bed early so I surprised her with some Kansas City Earmuffs in the morning.

by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016

Earmuffs

Earmuffs:

When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.

I bout to get them earmuffs tonight!
Have you squeezing my head like a Boa Constrictor

by FTMTBEAR March 7, 2017

earmuffs

A command directed towards a child so he/she will cover her ears while an adult curses.

Earmuffs, Billy. Earmuffs.

by Sha June 18, 2003

German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

by sucubus August 29, 2008

earmuffs

"Earmuffs" is a term to describe a girl that has amazingly sexy thighs that you want wrapped around your head. That way you can eat her muff while your ears are covered. Hence, being Earmuffed.

I was at the school the other day, and 6 different pairs of earmuffs walked by. I'd earmuff the hell outta all of them.

by earmuffking April 12, 2013

Grecian Earmuffs

When two men stand on either side of a sleeping victim and each put one of their testicles on the victim's ears.

Michael and Zac gave Maddie some wicked Grecian Earmuffs.

by UnderscoremyTilde April 3, 2009

Russian Earmuffs

The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex) and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.

"I got a nasty ear infection after Michael gave me Russian Earmuffs."

by ill mitch February 2, 2006