chubby thigh ear muffs

When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.

I can't hear shit when the wife gives me the chubby thigh ear muffs,

by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011

Muff Ears

When every sound you hear is an orgasm to you except white noise. a.k.a patrick

oi! patrick! You have muff ears!

by paulmakespasties September 12, 2006

Ear muff

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.

Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.

by Slagehammer October 03, 2019

Dutch Ear Muffs

A fat set of female thighs.

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.

by Dick Onchin December 14, 2021

vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment

Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs

by Ashley Biggins July 06, 2015