eamonn

A man who is very funny, physically fit, and is rarely bored. You can always trust his word, and if he wants you to know he cares about you, he will make sure you find out. He may have a difficult time expressing his feelings, but that isn't an issue, because he is a very brave man who is ready to try anything. Even if it means hugging someone when he hasn't hugged anyone for years. Eamonn is a very intelligent man with many talents, and he is also very practical and more mature than most men you meet. He has most likely been bullied many times in the past, and is suffering a little now because of it. Despite the bullies, Eamonn is one of the best types of guys to run into, and you'd be lucky to find one.
guy 1: That guy over there is so smart and he looks so athletic!
girl: Omg he is so handsome and nice! I wonder name could fit him?
guy 2: Oh yeah, that's my best friend Eamonn, he's awesome. Want me to introduce you?
both girl and guy 1: TOTALLY! :)
by jessieloves......paiden June 04, 2017
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eamonn

he has a massive cock.
His cock is bigger than Oliver's.
OLIVER MARICON
by eamonnmest November 25, 2021
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eamonn

The perfect guy, he has a humongous cock and all the girls love him. He is very loyal,smart,stong and can probably beat you at any sport, his hygiene is ten out of ten and is very tall
by alice anto January 30, 2022
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Eamonn Holmes

A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.
"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
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A cold Eamonn

When you attempt to insert your fingers in a woman's vagina but their underwear gets in the way.
Man her knickers were so tight all I got was a Cold Eamonn
by a cold eamonn May 04, 2011
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Eamonn (Verb) (a•men)

The act of accidentally having sex with your best friends younger brother
Man 1: Bro I did an Eamonn yesterday.
Man 2: Damn bro, my condolences.
by Toast Taste Good November 27, 2021
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