Eager puppy overkill

After a successful first date, trying to plan a second date to occur within three days of the initial date.

"Yeah, first date went great, I'm thinking of asking her what she's doing Saturday."
"Don't do it, you went out Thursday; Saturday would be eager puppy overkill."

by middkdr February 20, 2009

Eager Bunny

Your 15 year old cousin who wants to get knocked-up.

I worry she is to much of an Eager Bunny to make it to 18 before she has a baby.

by D'jisorderly November 30, 2014

Eager Beaver

A woman who doesn't know how to play hard to get.

Ashley is such an eager beaver: she texted me back 2 minutes later after I hadn't talked to her all day.

by PhilipJFry27 November 20, 2014

Eager Beaver

A notorious nickname for Irish Gaelic football players, in particular for forwards who poach goals and link up well with the midfield. Eager Beavers always make runs for possession as well as tackling heavily.

Pauric : The ball you passed in to Daire from midfield was great.

Conal : Ye I know, the eager beaver always looks for them passes though

by fearmhor18 August 29, 2010

Eager McBeaver

a girl, or (homosexual) man who wants to give a man head (aka blow job) very badly, then is a beaver (uses teeth when giving head; very bad).

John: "hey did she end up giving you head last night?"

Steve: "yea."

John: "was she good?"

Steve: "hell no. She was an Eager McBeaver."

by VolcomStoneLC May 20, 2007

eager eggs

1. A mis-pronunciation of the word "Easter Eggs", but later adapted to mean a "surprise" left by an individual.

2. Any object

1.
Joe: Okay Pleples! Time to go find the Eager Eggs!
Kelly: What's an Eager Egg?
Melba: What Midnight left us last night on the carpet.

2.
Melba:Did you open those Eager Eggs yet?
Kelly: Nah man, I have too many eager eggs in my closet already.

by Kelly P May 8, 2007

Eager Beaver

when one waits to long to make a bowel movement and there is a build up of poo in your body. the anus is unable to strech enough to let it through resulting in a ripping of ones asshole and a whole lot of fucking pain

If you didnt have such an eager beaver, maybe we wouldnt have to mop your shit up off the floor

by Standford August 28, 2006