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elementary school

middle school sucked

high school was a little better

elementary school? hell yes
by Roselli March 11, 2010
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Elementalist

An elementalist is a person who uses elemental magic. Elements can be defined as Wind, Light, Fire, Dark, Earth, and Water, and each element has a group of sub-elements. Some people use multiple elements.
"Most people in Electrokinetics class are Wind elementalists. Lightning belongs to the element of Wind."

"She's a rainbow elementalist. Amazing, right? All 6 elements under her control."
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Wood Elemental

Litterally the worst MTG card ever printed. Ever.
Nerd 1 "word up son im gonna cast this wood elemental"

Nerd 2 "hahahahahaha fuck me, i hope you got plenty of forests to tear up; you broke ass for eyes"

Nerd 1 "shit man, now ive had to tear up all my forests for this terrible card and im straight going to loose"

Nerd 2 "man, what a fucking horrible card"
by Theshocker1984 January 8, 2012
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pain elemental

Easily the most annoying of enemies in Doom 2. Has relatively higher HP than most of the lower enemies, but thankfully not enough to compete with enemies like the Baron. It's attack consists of shooting a shitload of flaming skulls at you until it's dead. Usually comes with other monsters. Also floats like the Cacodemon.
by GOERNR May 8, 2006
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Elementary School

The name given to Grades 1-5, in elementary school, people would learn basics about Science, Social Studies, Language Arts, Math, and Physical Education. Occasionally, certain school will have Religion as a subject and/or Spanish (although these two subjects are not common). For many people, elementary school is considered the only portion of your education that won't be an aboslote hell. Teachers would usually be nice, your fellow classmates won't be a bunch of assholes, and your school will try to make learning "fun".

Surviving elementary school isn't too hard, (depending on when you went to elementary school). Honestly if you want to survive and not get turned into a punching bag, you would want to be pretty fast, how fast you run is very helpful in elementary school, your running speed can also determine how popular you will be. Pokemon cards will also be handy to have, you would want to be ready if a kid was to come up to you with a Rayquaza in their hand.

Elementary school is really the only "fun" part of your student career (that is if you don't count college). I'm sure lots of people remember when they went to the computer lab and managed to beat "Run 2" without dying a single time, or when someone roasted a kid and everyone went mental.

By the way, elementary school isn't hard to graduate from, if you can't graduate Elementary school, good luck getting a job
"Dude, remember back when we were in elementary school"?

"Yeah man, elementary school was the shit back in the day"
by Jacksomeguy May 17, 2017
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elementary school

School usually for children ages 5-11. Teaches the basics of all subjects.
I went to elementary school a long time ago.

It ruled.
by Rodney Basil November 6, 2003
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elementary school

The best goddamn period of your life . Once you finish it ,its downard spiral from there on out.
me : remember the good times and cartoons in elementary school man ?

Friend: yeah man....the good ole days
by Swankyfranky_650 November 4, 2020
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