Expresso

A word that a dumbass fucktard says.

I.e. lambs dumbass orders expresso

Yum Expresso! Tastes like my favorite thing in the whole work... DICK

by N0SES September 13, 2016

expresso

any fancy Starbucks coffee beverage to go

Driving in to my cubicle today I stopped and got a frap'n'shot expresso. So I'm a little wired.

by dsimms May 1, 2008

expresso

Expresso- a shot of caffeine infused whiskey achieved by adding a caffeine pill to a shot of any whiskey. Often confused with espresso.

The patron at a bar was getting tired so he ordered an expresso for last call.

by Excaliberprime June 1, 2014

expresso

an "express espresso" that is shot into one's mouth via miniature, but extremely fast, coffee cannons. Double the pressure, double the fun.

"I'll take an expresso."
*pew pew pew*(coffee cannons deliver beverage)

by jgofosho August 27, 2016

Expresso

When someone is ordering coffee and is in such a haste they pronounce Espresso like they are a black guy (or girl) and say Expresso...similar to Ask and Axe.

Customer: Can I have 2 small regular coffees with a shot of expresso in each.
Cashier: What are you...Black?
Customer: Yea nigga, what you want fool?

by The Black Guy March 30, 2007

expresso

Expresso- a shot of caffeine infused whiskey achieved by adding a caffeine pill to a shot of any whiskey. Often confused with espresso.

The patron at a bar was getting tired so he ordered an expresso for last call.

by Excaliberprime June 1, 2014

Expresso Depresso

A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.

Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(

by Jasmin S. December 9, 2008