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exkited

When your way more then excitied
I'm so freakin' exkited!!
by Khloe Yo September 30, 2009
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Excited

The word that no one can spell on the internet.
I'm so exited about my vacation!

Excited, not exited, dumbass.
by latiaslatios May 10, 2017
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As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks

very, very, very, excited
"Dude, this concert is gonna kick ass"
"Yeah, I'm as excited as a slut in a forest of cocks
by Kooks January 14, 2007
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Excited States of America

The USA, called this way in reference to American hysteria, which makes people freak out all the time and do stupid stuff like suspecting and imprisoning anyone of being a communist, go to war without even a good reason or just going around going batshit and yelling "DOOOMED, WE'RE DOOOOMED!!". True story.
Canadians are now calling us the "Excited States of America" since all we seem to do is take erectile dysfunction drugs and go to town hall meetings and scream.
by A_SN August 25, 2009
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excited

being so overwelmingly happy that you could piss rainbows.
the trix rabbit when he gets his hands on that cereal, hes super excited
by im THE catwoman September 11, 2010
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SEM - Selective Edited Memory

When you are involved with a chick that recalls certain things of the conversation but edits what was said to throw something in your face. Worse then paraphrasing. It was more commonly referred to as "psycho bitch" in the 90's until scientific advances were made in the origins of such behavior.
Mike: She told me that I told her to stop loving me. Definitely has SEM - Selective Edited Memory.

Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?
by Wally Krunk from the grave December 2, 2010
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shitpants excited

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.
Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.
by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010
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