ex-boyfriend

what all girls hate

"Will you hold my laptop? I'm going to go hit my ex-boyfriend with a waffle iron,"

by ilyy February 9, 2009

ex-boyfriend

An ex boyfriend can be someone you have been with for a long time. For example: 4 years. Suddenly, one day he tells you "he can't handle you" among other shit including he fell out of love with you and doesn't care about you anymore..blah blah. however, if that's true..he wasted no time in getting mad over the fact that his ex girl slept out the first few nights after the breakup and assuming she met a new guy and was doing things. not even 2 months after the infamous break up he tells u "he needs to talk" but when u do, he's all like no i can't right now..then after that and trying not to get worked up he responds to a text u sent him about 5 weeks earlier and says everything he sed previously about having to talk and what not.."it was only what he was feeling physically--ahem..in his pants" oh what he sed about having to talk, he tells u to listen to a song with the lyrics of a song clearly saying i wish we never broke up (asking alexandria-right now) and then second song killswitch engage's this is goodbye and the ending lyrics of that song saying that ur strength was never enough.
oh..this boyfriend did everything (the break up) over texting (except asking u to listen to the 1st song "right now"-that was over facebook) but then said he wanted to c u n talk to u in person cuz after 4 years he owes u that out of respect. Get the fukk-outta-here
This ex boyfriend happened to be ur first love and ur high school sweetheart.

September 5th (almost 2 months after break up)
ex-boyfriend: hi
me:hi
me:what do u want?
ex:just wanted to talk
me:?
ex:listen to this song..we need 2 talk
me:fine
(listens to the song..me: (thinking) omg i can't believe it..

5 weeks later or so
ex responding to text from weeks ago: hey
me: hi
basically, he didnt mean a damn word about anything he proposed.

by college-girl November 7, 2011

ex-boyfriend

The guy whom you were with untill he fucked a bar whore/slut/rag.... while he was 'in love with you'... dick

Hon... I have never been with her... really... thats why u are my ex-boyfriend. because i saw you stick your tongue down her throat.

by wmanscrned April 24, 2009

Ex-boyfriend

A small-dick cuntface who you wish was no longer alive. They promised you they would never leave you and would love you forever and wanted to be with you for the rest of their lives and then they dumped you the next day and moved on like a year and a half intimate relationship was nothing.

He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.

My ex-boyfriend broke up with me over stupid things

by fuckyourself520 July 9, 2015

ex-boyfriend

He has become this term of "ex-boyfriend" as he has the unnatural ability to judge and assume and does not allow the innocent party to defend or explain her acts at which Mr. Arrogant is so upset about; to which she does not find the desire within to attempt to eplain anymore as it is clearly not worth it, and she has bigger and better prospects in her life now to fulfil and occupy her.

As stated above, the female party in this subject does not wish to examplify, and therefore to a degree explain as she would not give the "ex-boyfriend" the satisfaction. She knows she is correct and innocent, he has no idea what actually happened but rathar is relying upon assumption, therefore he can go on believing he is righteous and be happy within himself and his decisions.

by Monnie May 17, 2006

Ex-boyfriend

Someone who has an ex-girlfriend

It turned out that her ex-boyfriend was no man.

by Paradocs May 20, 2018

Ex-boyfriend

A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart

-erased all communication with you without saying anything

These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.

-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better

by please.let.me.be.cheese December 13, 2021