(n.) Erectile hyperfunction (EH) is a disorder of the penis that causes a man to always have a hard on. Men who are full of themselves and believe they are Gods gift to women are often posterboys for EH. Because they always have a hard dick, they will have sex with just about anyone, including other men and do not feel bad for letting the family pet lick peanut butter off their genitals. Men with EH think having EH is wonderful. They also believe everyone and their mothers want a piece of that. Men with EH are at greater risk for STDs, multiple lives, and crusty underwear. If they are not fucking actual women, you will often find them pretending to be taking a big shit when, in fact, they are jerking off in the bathroom.
In today’s news, a woman who found out her husband has Erectile Hyperfunction and has been blowing loads in hundreds of women for the last 20 years, cures him of the disorder when she cut off his dick and threw it into the alligator exhibit at the local zoo.
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Get the Erectile Malfunction mug.A condition in which the penis becomes magnetized and will only point True North while erect. This disease is caused by a bacterial infection that, if untreated, can cause the penis to swell with a magnetic fluid, a byproduct of the bacterial growth.
Side effects include: Swelling of the penis, magnetic penile discharge, hives in the pubic region, an unquenchible thirst for sex.
The fluid will set off metal detectors and activate antitheft alarms at grocery stores.
A full recovery is possible if treatment is started early in the process, and requires monthes of physical therapy.
Side effects include: Swelling of the penis, magnetic penile discharge, hives in the pubic region, an unquenchible thirst for sex.
The fluid will set off metal detectors and activate antitheft alarms at grocery stores.
A full recovery is possible if treatment is started early in the process, and requires monthes of physical therapy.
Rebecca sent Dean a DM; it was a booty call.
She waited for his response while lying on her queen-sized mattress in an oversized T-shirt, a Sara Bareilles song played from the blutooth speaker atop a stack of textbooks she was supposed to read. Her phone buzzed. Rebecca quickly tapped the message.
“Ok” the message read, “But we have to face North when we do it... My Doc said I got erectile Northfunction...”
She waited for his response while lying on her queen-sized mattress in an oversized T-shirt, a Sara Bareilles song played from the blutooth speaker atop a stack of textbooks she was supposed to read. Her phone buzzed. Rebecca quickly tapped the message.
“Ok” the message read, “But we have to face North when we do it... My Doc said I got erectile Northfunction...”
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