envisionist

One that constructs, invents, or plans successful ideas.

That guy is an envisionist.

by DIPstick Magazine January 9, 2008

envision

not actually a word. used by dumb-american corporate types when they actually mean envisage

Randy, what can you envision happening during this project?

Jeez boss, I dunno! Don't misunderestimate me though!

by tubularbells September 16, 2004

penile pentrometric episiotomy

When a big fat dick splits a pussy so bad that it rips the taint resulting in the poor bitch having to go to the emergency room for sutures.

Hello, 911, please send an ambulance immediately. I accidentally just performed a tri- input penile pentrometric episiotomy on this fucking bitch and she is bleeding like a stuck pig from the cunt and ass. She is in and out of consciousness and is going into shock. Her breath sounds are diminished and her heart rate is rapid and her pulse is weak. Her pupils are dilated and not reacting to light . She keeps screaming for more cock and an aspirin. Don't send the cops because I am doing bong hits and my medical marijuana card is expired.

by Goldbagger January 18, 2010

espisily

Extreme sleep deprivation caused by a white middle-aged female teacher who feels entitled or demands beyond the scope of what is appropriate or necessary

Sadly me and my wife have to go buy a new mattress because we have espisily

by bluebonnet October 6, 2020

Auto Episiotomy

When you fart in such a way that your anus vibrates and is very painful that it feels like you just cut yourself a slightly bigger anus.

after burrito night I was surprised that I didn't have blood in my underwear after that auto episiotomy.

by nemo72586 August 3, 2009

envision

One who smells like two week old cabbage soaked in dog piss.

uhh.. dude.. take a shower. You smell like envision

by elod December 2, 2003

espisily

Extreme sleep deprivation cause by middle aged white female teachers that feel entitled or demand beyond the scope of what is appropriate or necessary

sadly me and my wife are having to go buy a new mattress because we have espisily

by bluebonnet October 6, 2020