E-Mail

Something people forgot to use because of fucking social media.
Bob: Hey do you have a facebook? Cause I have some pictures of my job that I want to show you.
Me: Fuck facebook! just E-Mail me if you want to show me something.
by Guitarist321 December 16, 2015
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Electronic service which clogs your browser tabs with countless Facebook messages each and every day.
- Damnit, my e-mail's been running hot with all these junk Facebook messages today.
by Kickoffer October 03, 2007
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Why I can barely use the computer. Maybe I should check for viruses from now on.
It's e-mail time again! Thus, it's also virus time again!
by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004
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Why use e-mail when you could use MySpaceMail?
by DizzyLizzy June 12, 2007
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Something (word/image) that is sent using the internet. the most common type is the mail chain.
i´m going to send you a e-mail.

i´ve got e-mail!!.

You received a e-mail!.
by aldum July 29, 2006
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The "OTHER" Sex :D
Female=Girl
Male=Guy
E-mail=Computer

:D he he he
by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004
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A word most people in Canada consider believe to be a private as their home telephone number. most people take e-mail too seriously, even to just say hello, they get real paranoid of over message from (their) best friends.
person 1) Hey, you are my best friend, can I write you sometime?
person 2) no you can not.
person 1) how come? because i am too busy and i don't want you to write me and my e-mail is also private.
person 1) okay. we never talk on the phone either, do we?
person 2) nope. i just explained to you why that is. the same thing about e-mail as goes the telephone
person 1) i thought we were friends. although i would never call you up anyway.
person 2) sorry.
pesron 1) yeah, i'm sorry too (that you are lame and really paranoid). it's just e-mail. who the fuck cares!
person 1) i do. i am paranoid, just like you said.
pesron 2) damn straight. guess we are not friends anymore if we can't write each other.
person 1) yup. you are right. now get out of my face.
person 2) wow you a real jerk.
pesron 1) go away. my e-mail is none of your business. don't write me!!! e-mail is used for xxx porn only. i don't want e-mails from my friends or even you!
by s_N_double_O_P June 13, 2005
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