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one-eared elephant

A variant of one of the penis-showing game's presentations whereby a man hangs his flacid member through his zipper hole and untucks one of the front pockets in his pants-thereby creating the image described by the name.
"Last night we were watching the game at Nick's house and when Kevin was coming back from taking a leak he got all of us with the one-eared elephant."
by Luiggi April 28, 2008
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Cloth-Eared Elephant

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.
I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.
by Dcf_d2 May 20, 2008
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lop-eared pole cat

Yosemite Sam: Come here ya lop-eared pole cat!

Bugs Bunny: get bent, you sawed off bulbous nosed ginger and lick the under side of my fur covered taint while your at it...fucker!
by Dr. P.H. Noseminer December 2, 2011
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white-eared elephant

Drunken male party trick, in which the player imitates an elephant by pulling out his two trouser pockets - the ears - and exposes his penis - the trunk.
In between the vodkas and the vomiting, Charlie was sure the waitress would enjoy seeing his white-eared elephant.
by hunthill September 2, 2008
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earection

Someone with ears that protrude out sideways

Also, see wingnut.
"Robbie is on an earection!"
by WingNut September 5, 2003
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Earection

When you hear something that makes you extremely happy.
ie good music
"wow that song is so awesome I think I just experienced an Earection!"
by LILDGAL March 30, 2009
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Six Eared Macaque

Literal definition of " Why is a lego so hot? "
(don’t tell me i’m wrong cuz its true)
The names Macaque or the Six Eared Macaque, y’know is my full name.
by ratsrcool June 10, 2022
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