Dummy Truth

When the truth is clear, even to a dummy, thats what makes it the dummy truth.

George: that clock has the number twelve on it.

John: Aint that the dummy truth

by NotWackoJacko September 11, 2018

Dummy lock

To use a padlock in a manner in which it appears to be closed, but in fact, is still open.

Hey, I don't have my key, so just dummy lock it so I can open the shed later.

by angry chocolate. February 9, 2014

Cuffing his dummy

Masturbating

The pervert got caught cuffing his dummy under his coat in a porn theater.

by Macsloan December 2, 2014

CRASH DUMMY

Any individual who knowingly and repeatedly puts themselves in dangerous situations without any consideration of strategy, tactics, or self-preservation.

If you want a raise, don't be a crash dummy and go one a one-man strike.

by EchoedOut September 17, 2015

dummy hard

A term used to express praise towards something, which can be another form of fire. Often used to describe objects/things that are exemplary or of high quality.

"Damn bro, this song goes dummy hard!!!1!!"
"Yea man, it's a good one,"

"Wow your outfit goes dummy hard, looks great,"
"Thanks bro,"

by avaryjobmac March 22, 2019

Dummy thick

When a chick is sooooo damn thick, she makes boys dumb af

Bro Kate is so Dummy thick , she made my IQ go down

by Jayyy13 May 23, 2018

Dummy-o

Any generally stupid individual who solicits and receives good advice but still does some fucked up shit then has the audacity to come to you and whine about what happened.

Girlfriend: I dont know why I didnt listen to you
Boyfriend: Why what happened? ( already knowing that the answer is going to piss you off )
Girlfriend: You were right, He was trying to get into my pants...sob sob. I thought he was my friend will you forgive me.
Boyfriend: shut the fuck up dummy-o, I told you that shit would happen. Get away from me.

by Steve74 January 16, 2009