Dinkleshnifer

Tickling of the weenie

my friend gave me a great Dinkleshnifer last night.

by Macchio1 February 19, 2017

the dinkles

A disease that spreads stupidity. Idiots are the only known carriers of the disease and it can be genetically inherited. Side effects may include poor grammar, delusions and middle school type behaviors.

I must have caught a serious case of the dinkles from that dinklepuss over there.

by bostoncreampie January 5, 2011

Dinklesplein

Dinklesplein is the German slang for literally male felic organ also known as the penis usually used by gay men and was created in the late 80's after the Berlin wall fell as symbolic way of celebrating their small victory

Oh Hans you touch Dinklesplein my well

by yeet yeet potato skeet May 8, 2018

Dinkleshplat

A insult used to put somebody down. Means you are RUDE, ARROGANT AND STUBBORN

"Get over here, you dinkleshplat, you!"

by KAWAIICHIC January 25, 2019

Dwinkle

1. Excessively small penis

2. A male who lacks any semblance of masculinity

pronunciation: DWEEN-kul

"He would have been good boyfriend (or even husband) material, but unfortunately, he had a dwinkle so I broke-up with him."

"Man, that guy is such a dwinkle."

by Jarvis McDuffie October 15, 2009

dinkleshake

A handshake of the utmost disrespect in which one wipes their bare hand on their asshole picking up any stray pieces of feces and proceeds to shake the hand of the unsuspecting victim.

I thanked Laura's dad for the ride by giving him an oldfashioned dinkleshake.

by 09 We Kill People March 28, 2009

dinkleshmit

1. the male penis
2. Andy
3. any stupid person

"Andy, you fucking dinkleshmit! Get your dick off my face!"

"Yo, stop being a dinkleshmit. Chop it off already!"

Fuck! My dinkleshmit is too big!!

by poopfaceodjfk;la April 26, 2009