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Duvet Whiff 

When trumps are trapped inside and under the duvet and you can't help but waft the duvet at your mrs culminating in an unbearable backlash of trump.
Get in to bed love, waft, duvet whiff.
Duvet Whiff by Trumps Magee September 7, 2013

duvet cover 

An item bought at stores like Bed Bath & Beyond. Its exact nature and purpose remains a mystery to single men. The only way to uncover its manifold secrets is to marry a woman, and then be forced to go shopping for one.
Friend: Hey! You wanna hang out?
Newly-wed man: Sorry, man. We have to go shopping for a duvet cover.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Newly-wed man: I dunno, but apparently we need one.
duvet cover by A newly-wed man October 10, 2010

Duvet Nectar 

The residue of bodily fluids left over on a duvet or blanket after sexual activities.
Guys I'm going home. Going to make some sweet sweet duvet nectar.
Duvet Nectar by A. Pricktard January 10, 2017

duvet flartte 

A slow but richly brewed fart quietly released under the duvet. A variety of flavours with a nutty aftertaste. For a intimate and emotional experience share your Duvet Flartte with a partner by pulling said duvet over their head.
Bellia, Jean Marc
John was breawing a deadly duvet flartte all day. Whilst in bed with his long term girl friend John released his duvet flartte then suddenly pulled the duvet over her head. Their relationship was never the same.

Duvet Friends 

Friends that are so close, they give each other duvets. Common in the Northeastern US.
I never really thought that we would be very close, but now we're duvet friends!
Duvet Friends by Teancom January 26, 2015

duvet day 

When one takes the whole day to relax in the comfort of a duvet, whilst beating their meat and two veg.
"I persuaded my boss that I was ill, so I took a duvet day. I'm going to use the sick pay to buy more lube"
duvet day by Mr Birdseye July 19, 2007