Durp

Another name for marijuana.

Yo man!...got any durp?
DDDuuudddee you look hella durped!
JIM: "Man! I bored"
Friend: "Lets go smoke some Durp"
Both: YAAAA!!!!

by mark gio December 04, 2007

Durp

When you burn someone.

When a friend orders stuffed crust pizza and you eat it all except for one little piece with no crust. When they see this you yell DURP! and proceed to laugh your ass off.

by Jay February 14, 2004

Durp

A penis that was been worked/handled too hard and is spewing blood from the tip.

Durp victim, "Man that girl last night practically ripped my dick off, I had the biggest durp"

Friend, "ROFL. Stop picking up $4 hookers then you damn fool!"

by OopiSnoopi July 05, 2010

Durp

The dribbling of a small amount of phlegm from the the side of one's mouth, possibly as a result of eating soap. Often, durps can be caught in mid-swing, and this is known as a durp double-backfire (or DDB).

"Hey man, careful, you're doing a durp. Get that shit sucked in or it'll drip onto your pants."

"Oh my god he just did a durp!"

by Matt + Sned August 07, 2005

Durp

Used to replace any curse word, especially the F word. Can be used in any mood and as any part of speech. This word is a good substitute for bad words and can become very addicting to say.

"What the durp?"
"I am so durpin' excited for spring break!"
"DURP YOU!"

by Annie Durpstrander March 07, 2013

Durp Durp

1. One of the many sounds that retards make.

2. The sound you might make when imitating someone that just did something retarded (see #1).

3. What you might call someone that just did something really stupid.

*Joe and Tom play some random FPS, split-screen*

*Tom throws a grenade at his own feet, killing himself*

(#2) Joe: Durp Durp! Look at you trying to run, good job retard.

-OR-

(#3) Joe: Tom, you are such a friggin' Durp Durp...

by joes_pizza November 24, 2008

durp

a durp is something you say if you dont have anything else to say

AUDIENCE: "Bush, what are your views on the war?"
BUSH: "durp"

by Kayristan October 12, 2005