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Durf

Dry humping for Mormons to avoid going to hell. Normally done in jeans.
Abraham : “Down to durf”
Betty: “Let me put some jeans on”
by BigChokolate July 17, 2021
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hurf durf

When hurf durf is seen, it is understood that whatever has been quoted and labeled as hurf durf is completely and utterly unreasonable and impossible of being taken seriously.

Generally used when quoting someone, especially (but certainly not limited to) in the context of an internet game forum. Hurf durf occurs when someone goes on a long-winded tangent about something that is universally insignificant but is present in the original poster's mind and is EXTREMELY important to that person. A declaration of hurf durf is generally directly followed by an ad hominem or general attack on the idea which was proposed.

Most often occurrences of hurf durf are unreasonable demands to alter a law or game mechanic so it will serve the needs of a very specific group, leaving all others effected at a disadvantage.

In real life, Calls for laws to consider obesity a physical handicap would be considered hurf durf because obesity is a self-inflicted condition and penalizing the rest of the population with higher taxes because fatty can't put down the donuts would be generally unreasonable.

In a gaming context, requests for a buff or nerf that would make one specific item or class unreasonably superior would be considered hurf durf, as it would destroy balance in the said game.
A: I think hoverrounds should be made available for everyone diagnosed with chronic obesity through a government grant. Chronic Obesity is a disease! It's been proven by SCIENCE!!

B: HURF DURF I'M TOO LAZY TO WALK SO BUY ME A SCOOTER

A: Warlock damage over time attacks should be considerably augmented to compensate for the lack of armour they possess. In the book Hamburt and the 350, a warlock defetated seventy -two Angerbeasts with one damage over time spell. I have attached a spreadsheet to help illustrate my point.

B: HURF DURF PRESSING TWO BUTTONS WAS TOO HARD FOR YOU TO MANAGE, NOW YOU ONLY WANT TO PRESS ONE. EAT MORE DONUTS ON YOUR SCOOTER FATTY
by mki2k June 13, 2008
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hurf-durf

Exclamation. "DURRRR YOU'RE AN IDIOT."

Origin: Metafilter, 2005. "Hurf Durf Butter Eater" was the self description of the notorious Metafilter user U.N. Owen when she was complaining about how people called her fat when it wasn't her fault she was allergic to exercise. Used as an noun earlier (see other entries).
Arnold: I'm not leaving this place until I get my refund!
Betty: HURF-DURF.
by Shii August 27, 2007
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durf clod

Durf Clod: Similar to dingleberries but found in the durf region. Commonly occurs when you wipe from back to front.
1. While manscaping, my razor suddenly jammed full of durf clods.
by Chuck Norris the 3rd December 2, 2007
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hurf de durf

Adjective used to describe a (usually unwarranted) fit, rant, or temper tantrum.
Things were going great at the funeral, until Kelly went all "hurf de durf" over the choice of hymns.
by rated_x June 21, 2008
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urf durf

-a term usually used in a response to someone like whatever..

-also used in a way to define someone as cool or awesome
person 1: Hey man, let's go to disneyland

person 2: urf durf man

female 1: hey, what is that doug E fresh guy like?

female 2: he is like.... urf durf

female 1: no way! what a stud!
by kelian9 July 20, 2009
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Durf Surfer

Someone who enjoys licking or sucking on the area between the vagina and anus, or the nutsac and anus.
Cory is perhaps the worlds best durf surfer; guys from all around flock to have him surf their durf.
by Patrick Schnarr October 20, 2005
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