doozy duce

A ginormous poo, larger and more fierce than a regular bowel movement, one that leaves you slightly dazed and a little lighter.

dude: "Holy crap, I just dropped a doozy duce!"

by joelh March 18, 2008

dooced

Getting fired because of something that you wrote in your weblog.

"Blogger Heather B. Armstrong coined the phrase in 2002, after she was fired from her Web design job for writing about work and colleagues on her blog, Dooce.com" (Source: Yahoo.com)

Last October, Delta Air Lines flight attendant Ellen Simonetti was fired, she said, for what her supervisor called a misuse of uniform. Simonetti had posted on her personal blog, Queen of Sky (now called Diary of a Fired Flight Attendant), pictures of herself, in her uniform, on an empty plane. Her blog also contained thinly veiled work stories.

(Yahoo! News)

by Mary Bo Barry February 11, 2005

ducez

Much like the piece sign.....You can give haters & friends the "ducez" when you leave some where! Its the west coast version of "Peace up, A-town Down" minus the "A-town Down" Part! Usually said when saying goodbye. & yes when using, give the Ducez (peace) sign & say "DUCEZ", this seperates you from the hippies!

"okay, ill be back later, Ducez"
or
"Ducez, Biotch"

by GeLLiE January 1, 2009

Duced-Up

A profound regret and embarrassment caused by the creeping, heavy stench of an un-planned, ill-timed yet unavoidable "number 2" restroom visitation; commonplace in fast-food restaurants, college dormitories and other semi-intimate settings with notoriously poor air circulation.

I don't think I got the job, I bad duced-up at the break. WTF, who puts the shitter that close to the kitchen...? Everyone just scattered...

by YAWA August 11, 2016

dulcet tones

A sound or voice so gorgeous you just have to listen to it again and again no matter what.

So recognisable that even the faintest hint of it in the distance can send your mind reeling.

"i wish i could speak to her again jus to hear those dulcet tones" see Ismay Collins

by Annon March 9, 2005

Dueceadile

A turd that resembles that of a crocodile. Porous enough to float, but heavy enough that half of it is submerged, much like the eyes of a crocodile peeking through the water.

Ah man, I just shat a dueceadile.

by KojakR January 26, 2015

duceing

The act of expelling excrement from ones anus, usually on a toilet.

I was just in the bathroom duceing when I realized there was no toilet paper.

by McMonkeyPunch March 22, 2009