dunkle

An all around insult. It can be used in any situation where a person is or has done something particularly stupid. However it is definitely not something to take offensively, because it is not the kind of word where you could take offense, such as "idiot" or "retard".

Taylor: Yo did u see what Richard did?

Gwee: No, what did he do?

Taylor: He accidentally took off his eyebrow while shaving this morning.

Gwee: Wow, what a dunkle.

by GWEELA! February 08, 2011

dunkle

Verb. To make a bowel movement.

"Oh man, I have a dunkle in the trunkle."
"Wow, I feel better after that dunkle."

by JonnyBoy_0101 November 07, 2005

Dunkled

When your package is lost in the mail or is in an endless loop of going from one mail facility to another.

Damn! My package was dunkled! I ordered it 3 months ago and tracking still says it’s in route.

by Knightling June 10, 2023

dunkle

adj. From the German word for dark. A pet name used for your significant other.

Come here baby dunkle.

by Rhiana October 11, 2007

dunkle

Something which is bad, not up to standard, disappointing.

That film was a bit dunkle

by Neil Armour August 04, 2005

Funkle Dunkle

A term used to describe an argument or disagreement, usually resulting in screaming.

“Me and John had quite the funkle dunkle yesterday after he found out I was bangin’ his girl.”

by Who toucha my spaghett? December 10, 2018

dunkle dick

Ancient slang for a donkey's phallus

"You are the the dunkle dick"

by somuz January 01, 2018