dumple

The mascot of Crazy Go Nuts University

"Fighting and sometimes striving,
Wondering what the Dumple is,
Excellence, and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club"

by Jeremy May 19, 2003

Dumplings

Cooked balls of dough. They are based on flour, potatoes or bread, and may include meat, fish, vegetables, or sweets. They may be cooked by boiling, steaming, simmering, frying, or baking. They may have a filling, or there may be other ingredients mixed into the dough.

Dumplings are delicious.

by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011

Dumpling

A short, curvy or chubby white girl

Man that dumpling in the bar was looking hot.

by BLTwithCHEESE April 17, 2015

Dumplings

(DUMP•lingz)n. pl.
Minature turds that usually require a second flushing due to their bouyancy. Also any small reminant of a bowel movement that doesn't go down with the first flush.

Aunt Ginny left a bunch of dumplings in the toilet.

by sammer of the gods May 23, 2006

Dumples

A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded

Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.

by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011

Dumplings

Old fashioned slang for (Usually Chinese or Far Eastern) Boobies.

Look at Kailee's jiggling dumplings

by asddsa January 22, 2010

dumple

Official mascot of CGNU.

Go dumples!

by ro-nun-see-A-shun May 19, 2003