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dumfuck

an extremely dumb peice of shit that can't even tell the dumb and fuck are two seperate words. he even spells dumb wrong
your a dumfuck
by slopass March 18, 2003
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Dumfries

The largest town - and administrative capital - of south-west Scotland.

A once pleasant market town, Dumfries is now colonised by weegies, rich Anglo settlers and Luftwaffe-trained seagulls. Every July the town stages an annual festival called 'Guid Nychburris' (Good Neighbours.) This, however, is merely an excuse for the town's dwellers to engage in the modern British pasttimes of excessive drinking, street violence and unplanned procreation. It is to be avoided at all costs.

The town's only saving graces are Queen of the South FC and the proximity of the beautiful Galloway countryside.
"Have you been to Dumfries yet, Mr Wint?"

"No, Mr Kidd, my friends have informed me that in recent years it has become somewhat of a Netto Ghetto"
by Rabbi Burns April 16, 2009
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Dumfries mittens

When you let your dog jizz on your fingers and peel it off the next morning.
Jodie, can you help me peel off my Dumfries Mittens?
by AllsYou’veGotToDoIs March 6, 2019
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Corey Dumfuq

A Corey Dumfuq is a name given to someone who lacks common sense and as a result acts like an absolute bell end.

Derived from the Chavonian word 'Corey' meaning penis and the Chinese word 'Dumfuq' meaning fucking idiot.
"Ugh have you heard the shit Bader is coming out with?"
"Yeah, what a Corey Dumfuq!"
by Rj93 January 20, 2016
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dumfck

pronounced "Dumb Fuck"
1.Anti Constitutional People tht Create Illegal Laws or Support thm with either Action or Inaction. & Allowing thier freedoms to be sold out frm under thm.
2.ppl who watch to much mainstream television & dont google,youtube , urban dictionary, online search all thier personal truths & hopes n dreams & things pertaining to thm in thier own pursuit of happiness.
3. ppl who hurt any other beings through thier actions or inactions.

Can be Cured with Wisdom Love & Knowledge,.
Someone who doesnt Defend or Teach or Know Thier Constitution . or excersize thier rights & Rights of Others.

ie:
1."wat kinda of dumfck government would print money on loan at will , .let itself b indebted to another country over 1trillion dollars & when you play thier 'Yes we Can' Speech backwards u get , ty satan.. oh yea utube/google it"..

2, "did u see wat tht dumfck posted/said/fell over down a hole n bump his head'?

3,"she was a dumfck, barely moved her ass."
by StoneOz November 26, 2009
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dumfuck

A person who does not use proper grammar and spelling to add a comment to the urban dictionary.
Slopass is a dumfuck for using the term "Your a dumfuck" rather than "You're a dumfuck".
by deet March 19, 2004
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dumface

No comment. (It's that "dum")
Dammit! Not another D+! I'm so stupet! I am such a dumface.
by danq58 January 16, 2008
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