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Directioner Dilemma

A dilemma that only a Directioner faces because half of him/her desperately wants 1D to be back together but the other half wants them to carry on with their solo career because they were unhappy when they were together as a band.
Directioner 1: Do you want the boys to be back together?
Directioner 2: Yes but I also want them to be happy. Ugh Directioner Dilemma!
by one_crazy_directioner June 16, 2019
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dulmi

The greatest Gal to ever live. Although she acts pretty innocent, she is still an amazing person to talk to! She is usually very competitive. If you know a Dulmi then you should feel very blessed as she is the epitome of human society.
Person 1: Did you see that Dulmi over there?
Person 2: Yeah she kept trying to challenge in pool although she kept losing again and again.
Person 1: Yeah she's pretty competitive.
by Dulmi Appreciation Squad April 19, 2018
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the prisoner’s dilemma

When a person has been arrested and during their interrogation is wondering what to say based on their awareness of what the other witnesses may be saying.
So as Ambassador Gordon Sondland got some distance from his statements made weeks ago under oath, he began to experience the true depth and extent of the prisoner’s dilemma which of course led him to finally correct his testimony.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019
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Amphetamine Dilemma

The difficulty choosing whether to finish your last line of speed, or keep it for a later time at the party.

Usually involves a fear of sadness of having no amphetamine left.
Man: Are you going to finish your last line of speed?

Woman: I don't know, I'm in an amphetamine dilemma
by Spaghetamine Regretamine January 9, 2017
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The Stoner's Dilemma

The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities.

Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"
"damn the stoner's dilemma! i want cheetos, but they're all the way in the kitchen!"
or
"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."
by ImaginePeace September 14, 2009
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Dudemancy

The practice of summoning and commanding dudes.
Things were going well until he used Dudemancy to bring an army of dudes down upon us!
Dudemancer in the back! Bring him down to stop the flood of dudes!
Where did all these dudes come from? It must be some form of Dark Dudemancy!
by DookieJenkinsIII October 9, 2020
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Duemellon

a fuckin' knob-wad tool. see also asshat
"What's up with that dude, anyway? Christ almighty."

"Too right. He's a duemellon."
by Word2Wise May 30, 2004
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