Duffed

To get your ass kicked REALLY badly. If you got "duffed", you didn't just get punched in the face, hit the floor and kicked once or twice hard... you got hit in the face, hit the ground, then got hit in the face several more times, possibly had your head bashed into the cement, got kicked in the ears, neck, kidneys and various other soft spots on your body.

"Yung, that nigga D-Set laid up in the hospital. He smoked up that whole QP he was fronted by main man and got duffed."

by Krill Awareness April 15, 2006

cattle duffer

One who alters the brand on cattle and steals them; a cattle thief who ‘duffs’ the cattle by altering the brand.

10 years ago, we were just a couple of cattle duffers.

by szaki March 5, 2012

Duffed It

Referring to when you royally screw something up. Sometimes when you miss an easy shot in a sport.

Oh he duffed it!

by Doo Doo Delpra June 28, 2011

Duffered

When you go to get a cup of coffee and it is the bottom of the pot, then you have to make a new pot and wait for it to be brewed.

Watch this, that pot of coffee is almost out, that guy is going to get Duffered. "Fuck man, I just need a cup of coffee, now I have to make a damn pot, you guys suck!"

by Coffee Bandit January 23, 2018

Duffel Bag

When hooking up, wearing a condom under the boxers and pulling the pitched tent out of the unzipped fly of the pants to penetrate the female from behind with 2 layers of protection (condom and boxers).

Brant duffel bagged that poor girl...what a douche.

by agoodfriend November 8, 2008

duffer

a complete idiot

you are acting like a duffer dude.

by Wasif September 1, 2003

Duffelbagging

When a man is so hammered drunk that he can't maintain a erection, so he throws his half flaccid hog into the bitches snatch like a duffel bag in the trunk of a car.

Mason: So how did things go with Kerry the other night?
Joe: Well I was shitfaced and she wanted to fuck, so I was Duffelbagging her for about 10 minutes then I fell asleep
Mason: Did she call back today?
Joe: No....

by Mason McAwesome March 7, 2009