Dud

something that doesn't work. usually used for firecrackers and other explosives

"man, that m-80 was a dud"

by cream of sumyungay October 2, 2005

dud

a guy/girl with no ability to get with a the opposite sex

That guy has no pimp skill hes such a dud

by Frank Oberly March 22, 2005

duds

A North-East English phrase meaning "trousers (pants)".

Pull your duds up man, your arse is showing.

by gilburtgtr September 29, 2012

dud

The definition of a bad joke. Telling a joke and failing to get any laughs warrants a dud.

Created by Jon from Bloomfield Hills Andover High School.

Noun form- a person or group of people that is associated with dud-culture.

Verb form- the act of committing a bad joke

Adjective form- Something that is not funny

Sample dud:

Person A: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Kid: I don't know. What?

Person A: "Where's my tractor?"

Kid: DUDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Person A is now referred to as a dud until he or she redeems themselves with a good, hearty joke.

by tasty_curry December 15, 2010

Dud

Someone lacking extreme coolness.

Sarah: Hey do you know hannah vigs?

Melissa: Unfortunatly i do, shes a total dud though.

by MJ saaaavoy September 17, 2005

dud

a dud in a rush to spell dude in a ROBLOX game... That or they can't fucking spell

oi dud

by a bacon haired bozo June 1, 2018

Dud

A person/thing failing to meet required standards.

(noun)

Oscar is such a dud.

'Did you hear about the party last night?' 'no why?' 'it was a complete dud'
'How was Billy in bed last night?' 'He was such a dud!'

by asaprarsie August 10, 2017